"Daddy I want the orange team to win!"
Later (after repeatedly seeing images of chips displayed since Frito Lays was the sponsor of the game)
"Daddy, did you know "chip" means "orange" in Spanish?" Pause
"Or at least that's how I say it."
And from then on the orange team was the chip team.
Driving home Christmas Eve,
"Santa is really lucky. He doesn't have to stop at any traffic lights."